The Skinny Jeans: Skinny Jeans For

Friday 13 July 2012

Skinny Jeans For

Does any of this sound familiar? Your jeans are so low your previously non-existent stomach hangs over the waistband and when you sit down we are talking cleavage; your back pockets are half-way down your thighs making your legs appear shorter than they already are and there is so much stuff on your pockets you can never wear the same pair twice because you and everyone else is sick of looking at them; you look like you're expecting a flood because your jeans are too short; maybe the designer looks good but for some reason his jeans make you look worse; there is some weird-looking webby-thing inside your jeans that makes your butt look flatter; your jeans are so full of holes they have to be dry cleaned; you're convinced that your jeans were designed to be worn exclusively by Kate Moss; the ankles of your jeans are cut so narrow and 'skinny' that your thighs look gargantuan in comparison and your lower leg and foot look like a golf club; the designs and signatures on your pockets point downward making your butt appear (gasp!!!) droopy; your jeans 'grow' so much during the day that you have to wash them every time you wear them to get them back in shape; your butt and the back of your thighs actually look bigger than they already are because there are large white areas accentuating them